Saturday, 28 November 2020

2019-2020

 It has been a long time since I wrote to this blog. 2020 was nothing like anyone expected. Due to pandemic, Elora is on virtual school. Staying at home just gave her crazy keyboard skills on the computer, she types faster than me probably:) 

I tried to take a note each time she says interesting/funny things, here below are the ones from 2019-2020. 

Elora - You know what, I am done with YouTube
Hande - Why?
Elora - This stupid Pocky add keeps showing up and I can`t take it anymore.

Elora - Ahhhh a bugggg!!!!!!
Me - It`s not a big deal, don`t be scared.
Elora - Well, It is a big deal if it falls in to toxic waste and becomes a giant one.

Hande - I was trying to wear matching colors when I was a kid.
Elora - Mommy, I don`t want to break your heart but I don`t like people doing that.

Me - Tombalak Yuki gel buraya
Elora - Tombalak? Hmm like ton balik? So Yuki is a tuna fish?

- When we were outside, needed a visit to washroom which was not smelling very good. She grabbed deodorant bottle and said "I am going in" like they say in SWAT movies :D

- Her friend sent her a message from whatsapp to Hande`s phone, she replied "I will call you" and made this emoji as phone at the end.

- On the opening screen of Minecraft, it says "Don`t kill the dolphins you monster" and Elora said
"Yeahh, don`t do that, I have a gun and not afraid to use it"

- I gave her some rice crackers and she said "Ohh nicee, styrofoam for snacks"

Elora - Octopuses have 3 lives...Sorry hearths. (As being a daughter of gamer parents and gamer herself, she sees hearths as lives:)

We were talking about Biden and she said, "No, ben baydim"



- I received an email asking for my confirmation so that she can join a website for her homework.
Me - Elora it says your nick is Alienqueenz?(thinking it might be fake email)
Elora - Yeah, Alienqueen was taken so I added z at the end.

- One of the kids in her virtual school was bragging about her achievements and Elora said "I am like SpongeBob meme where he says No one cares" making a rainbow like him with her hands.


Elora - Daddy! Did you see that car!? Back window was full of plushies, like hundreds of them! If they brake too hard, there will probably be a plushie avalanche.

There was a song playing which had the words "Blow up my phone"
Elora - Daddy, do you know what blow up phone means?
Me - No I don`t think so.
Elora - It means getting a lot of messages or calls from someone, like my friend calling me and texting me every 5 minutes without waiting my reply.
I learned something today:) from my daughter.


Tuesday, 25 December 2018

Nisan, May覺s, Haziran - 2018


Elora - This planet is weird.
Ben - Do you know other ones?
Elora - No
Ben - Why is it weird?
Elora - Because it is sometimes hot sometimes cold.


Elora - Put on a song so I can tepi

Ben - Afferim o kadar yol yuruduk hic foslamadin
Elora - Yeahh but my legs are melting

Ben - What are these
Elora - They are just some weirdos (alttaki anahtarliklara diyor)


Elora - Daddy a little dog got lost i saw a poster
Ben - How does it look like
Elora - It is roasted marshmallow color

Elora - Oh myyy!!! Dad is watching realistic zombie thing so I shouldn't look.
(Ben The Last of Us 2 trailerini izlerken)

Monday, 2 April 2018

Ocak, ubat - 2018

Elora - Baksana baba Yuki k覺rtland覺, hep t羹y bu (hal覺y覺 t覺rmalay覺p yoluklayan Yukiyi gosterirken)

Jessie - Can you wait for my grandma, she is walking slow
Elora - Slowpoke
Jessie - Yes, hihihihihih (okuldan d繹nerken arkada覺 Jessie ile konumalar覺)



Elora - Biliyor musun sen bir ey? Sen 癟ok iyisin (ananesine T羹rk癟e iltifat etmeye 癟al覺覺rken)

Elora - Gelmen laz覺m deil (T羹rk癟e s覺k覺nt覺l覺:)

Elora - Look mom santa is so buff (kasl覺 bir Noel baba resmi g繹rd羹羹nde)